When Google Becomes Goodie and Router Becomes Rooster

Sometimes I really don't know to laugh or to cry. My dad asked me where to download Goodie and I was like ??? I thought it was some obscure program that me/ my bro downloaded in the ancient past. Anyway, to help jog my memory I asked him what the program was for. He then told me it was a search engine and I was like "Oh... Google lah." Had to start explaining to him that he does not need to download a search engine. Just need to open the URL in the browser...

This reminds me of the time when my brother wanted to change his dial-up to broadband and my dad was thinking of how all 3 different computers can share the broadband. Did some reading up and he proudly told us we need to get a rooster. Again it was ??? Tried telling him it was a router not a rooster, but apparently the info only lasted for 1 day. I seriously have no idea how he managed to buy the router from Sim Lim; maybe all the uncles there speak the same lingo as my dad.